Me, eating a half a loaf of french bread with butter and also Junior Mints, who hasn’t exercised in weeks, watching a celebrity guest star on CR, looking it up to see who she is and realizing WE’RE THE SAME AGE only she’s like, a goddess and I’m like a POTATO:
Boss makes a thousand and I make a dime that's why I browse on company time. Lol
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More dispatches from the front lines of the culture war aka Texas. The rage is never ending and exhausting
I’ve never been to Las Vegas but I love it in concept because it sounds so made up. Imagine if you were reading a fantasy novel and they were like “smack in the middle of a deadly inhospitable desert there is a glittering city of indulgence and lawlessness and cheap sin that has specifically engineered itself to obfuscate your sense of time and keep you there as long as possible while they take all your valuables.” You’d be like yeah that’s some wizard shit.
Must be a self-starter!
Fast paced and Unpredictable means "you'll have to do like 5 jobs and be paid for one because people leave constantly"
face paced: We’re not gonna take the time to train you properly, ya better catch on quick!
Unpredictable: For some reason we think we need a supervisor in between the manager and you. They will do nothing while you are working at your fastest pace. They have high turnover. You never know if you’ll get a “nice” one that talks your ear off about their personal shit, and then complain that you’re not meeting quota, or the devil. We will never hire you for that position. they will always get paid more then you for the bare minimum.
High energy environ: If we catch you not answering the phone or typing we’ll likely give you a pay cut. And then more to do.
Jamalate’s home is just your average Australian house, but’s gone viral on social media, b/c it’s like a genie’s bottle inside.
She says the colorful design all came from her imagination. The furniture was imported from Dubai and marble floors were specially made to fulfill her vision.
She’s lived here for about 18 years, and says it took her “many years” to craft the interior comprising bold colors, blingy chandeliers and regal furnishings.
Oddly, this white & green kitchen is off the ornate red living room.
She and her husband have reluctantly put the house on the market for $450,000, but it’s not to downsize, it’s to upsize, and she plans to inject just as much flair into their next home.
The lavender bedroom is her favorite room in the house. She says the colors are peaceful and put her at ease.
Some potential buyers have been asking if they can purchase it with the furniture.
Other buyers say it’s disgusting, and still others say it’s unique. Others say it needs to be repainted.
Not even the patio hints at what’s inside.
Jamalate said visitors always exclaimed “wow” upon stepping into the main living room.
Some of her kids and friends have even asked her to fit out their own houses in her spectacular signature style.
artist friends please accept this link to my scans of morpho: fat and skin folds by michel lauricella- also if you find it as helpful as I do please consider buying a copy for yourself!
I feel sorry for the old man, but it was stealing. There is no apparently about it. Water is not free, it’s not a right to have it, and people pay must pay for it. If a government gives a thing to you like utilities, its still not free because they take it from somewhere else, like in taxes.
my friend visiting my house: hey i’m thirsty can i get a glass of water
me:
Nestle isn’t gonna fuck you
they were. they were still paying for the water. they. they literally. they still paid for the water used. they fucking. i don’t know how to explain it to you they were still paying for the water.
None of it was stealing when the person paying for it was giving it to those who needed it.
It was literally cruelty. It was literally power-mongering.
Didn’t realize teh ceo of nestle had a tumblr
I physically cannot handle the fact that tiktok is free for so many reasons but finally there is a good one
Me, watching Demolition Man or Running Man like: it’s cute how they thought we’d hold police responsible for their crimes in the future
My bf: It’s FANTASY, M….
Can't believe Peter Griffin really tried it.
Ok but I'd the second dude like...a vampire? Because my straight ass is bewitched.
[Transcript:
(the first person has text over them that says "being fat and wanting a girlfriend")
First person: "See what's behind this door..!"
(Door has text over it that says "fat girls" while The Toccata and Fugue in D minor plays in the background)
First person: "Noo, is there a bett-"
Second person: " Yo it's funny that there's an entire demographic, of petite women who love bigger men. But because you've just ousted yourself, as a cunt, it's never gonna happen for you mate. You're really out here body shaming, all these beautiful shawties, big body Bugatti (kiss noise), exquisite; but you're built like a less cool Bling Bling Boy from Johnny Test. Make it make sense mate. It doesn't- it really doesn't. Could've kept your mouth shut. But you had to say something. And you even went so far as to put it on the internet. And you thought that was a good idea because-? Please, take yourself elsewhere. Sincerely the entire fucking human race."
End transcript.]
The moment that man started speaking -
That transcript up there is great, but it fails to mention that the second person? Has a voice like... warm caramel. Like a blanket on a rainy day. Like the gentle creak of an ancient tree in an even more ancient forest. A voice that's a low, deep -- far deeper than expected -- warm, and has a soothing timbre that, honestly, I could listen to for hours.
